It is a heartwrenching tale, full of ugly people. The short of breath need not apply. One day as I was walking through the woods, I came upon a tree. Engraved in the bark of the tree was a phrase: Eat people. I decided to trust the wise old sapling, and the next person I found, I ate. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. She tasted good. I went to Knott's Berry farm afterwards. I ate cotton candy. THE END.
ThIs HeRe Be My HiP jOiNt

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I'm 109.223 years old, from Alabama. I also love myself.

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My interests:
  • African Culture
  • Aircraft/Flying
  • Art and Artists
  • Asian Culture
  • Black Culture
  • Books/Magazines
  • Cars/Motor Racing
  • Cartoons/Comic Books
  • Comedy
  • Computers/Technology
  • Conservation/Environment
  • Counterculture
  • Dance/Theatre
  • Fantasy/Role Playing
  • Fashion
  • Feminism/Women's Issues
  • Food/Drink
  • Health/Fitness
  • History
  • Irish Culture
  • Kid's Stuff
  • Latin Culture
  • Movies/TV
  • Music: Blues
  • Music: Classical and Opera
  • Music: Country
  • Music: Dance Music
  • Music: Folk
  • Music: House/Hip-Hop
  • Music: Indie
  • Music: Jazz, Experimental
  • Music: Latin, Reggae, World
  • Music: R and B, Soul
  • Music: Rock and Pop
  • Music: Techno, Electronic
  • Natural Sciences
  • News/Current Events
  • PC Games
  • Paranormal
  • Parenting
  • Personal Finance/Investment
  • Pets/Animals
  • Philosophy
  • Photography
  • Politics
  • Pubs and Clubs
  • Railways/Trains
  • Religion
  • School/College
  • Science Fiction
  • Shopping
  • Small/Home Office
  • Socialising
  • Sports: American Football
  • Sports: Athletics
  • Sports: Baseball
  • Sports: Basketball
  • Sports: Climbing
  • Sports: Cricket
  • Sports: Fishing
  • Sports: Golf
  • Sports: Ice Hockey
  • Sports: Mountain Biking
  • Sports: Sailing/Water Sports
  • Sports: Skateboarding, Rollerblading
  • Sports: Skiing, Snowboarding, Skating
  • Sports: Soccer
  • Sports: Tennis
  • Travel
  • Web Publishing/Design Yes, its all good. gotta love the hip folk music.

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